Showing posts with label girl's basketball. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girl's basketball. Show all posts

Penny Hardaway Wants To Ride The Ho Train



Take your retired ass and go somwhere.

Posted bykhal at 8:35 AM 0 comments  

Kobe Jacks Moves



Big ol' booty? Didn't ass get you in trouble in the past, Bean?

Posted bykhal at 7:43 PM 0 comments  

"Free Gilbert" T-Shirt

Awful. Via Turntable Lab. Shouts to TSS.

Posted bykhal at 10:45 AM 0 comments  

The Answer Needs A Tissue

Posted bykhal at 10:11 PM 0 comments  

LeBron James On The View

Posted bykhal at 10:46 AM 0 comments  

Snoop & The Game: BALLIN'!

Posted bykhal at 10:40 PM 1 comments  

Big Baby, Forreal

Posted bykhal at 7:38 PM 0 comments  

[video] WNBA Brawlin'



Jacked from The Rap Up.

Posted bykhal at 8:38 AM 0 comments  

[video] New Shaq Freestyle

Word is he's dissing Kobe here. The question is: do you give a sh*t?:



Via BGDB.

Posted bykhal at 9:31 AM 0 comments  

Too Tall To Ball

ABC reports: "An Oregon basketball player is being kicked out of her basketball league -- all because she's a girl. 12-year-old female basketball prodigy won't be playing with the boys. Jaime Nared may be only 12 years old, but she's called a basketball powerhouse by teammates and already stands over 6 feet tall. Jaime is such a good basketball player her coach and parents decided she should play in the boys' league. "I think I do a little bit better when I play with the boys," said Jaime, "because I push myself even harder playing with them." Her coach said the other players' parents were fine when Jaime joining the team until she outshone their sons on the court. "They were great ... until she blocked the first shot. Then they were like, 'Hey, we don't want this big kid coming out and making us look bad,'" said Michael Abraham, Jaime's coach. After parents complained, The Hoop, a private league that organizes the games, told Jaime she could no longer play with the boys, citing a rule that bars mixed-gender teams. "


Posted bykhal at 3:52 PM 0 comments  

Eva Longoria: Dry Snitchin'

What's really good with Eva Longoria saying, in an interview, that Tony Parker fakes his on-court injuries to get calls? In her words:

She says, "Sometimes he acts to get the flagrant foul or, to sell the foul more, he'll throw himself on the floor and really play it up more than what it is.
"I really don't know what the difference is so I'm like, 'Stop laying on the ground if you're not hurt. Just get up!'
"He's like, 'Honey, I have to stay on the ground sometimes.'
"But I get really nervous, it's nail-biting."

Why is she acting brand new? Did she really have to do that? Did Tony Parker give her an earful when he saw this? Is she now barred from coming to games?

*Sigh*: so much beauty, so little brains.

Posted bykhal at 8:58 AM 0 comments  

MRI reveals torn labia: The Tracy McGrady story

“T-Mac got hurt in the game.”

“Word, what happened to him?”

“He had heart failure.”

*laughter ensues*


Happy New Year, kids. The previous quotes were from a conversation that my boy Scott and my brother King were having after we returned from watching the Rockets get stomped out by the Mavs a few weeks back. I’ve been meaning to talk about this for a while, but between disgust and boredom I haven’t been able to put finger to keyboard to properly express how I feel. This probably won’t capture the full extent of how I feel, but here goes:

Tracy McGrady has no heart.

Ah…how refreshing. Now Rockets fans, before you get up in arms, let’s take a trip down memory lane. I’ll spare you the gory details and ask you this:

How many playoff series have you won since McGrady became a Rocket?

How many playoff series has McGrady won, period?

McGrady is not a winner. Point blank. End of story. You remember when I told you about the last time I saw him play live; well, McGrady played like crap for the next few games after that, poured 20 on my sorry bulls, and then promptly missed a few more games after dinging his knee against the Pistons. You always know when T-Mac is going to get hurt; if his shot isn’t falling, look out for a limp or a wince of “pain”, followed by a complete shut down in effort.



He had an MRI about a week ago which revealed no structural damage. Surprise, surprise. Furthermore, an extended physical revealed that McGrady was experiencing painful menstrual cramps combined with a fiery yeast infection. Ok, so I made that last part up. The yeast infection part.

The fact of the matter is that no matter where McGrady goes, he will not be the one to lead any NBA team to the Promised Land. He wants all of the glory, fame, and money that goes along with being The Man but when it comes down to the nitty gritty, you’re more likely to see him get a DNP than an MVP.

Sorry, Rockets fans, but T-Mac isn’t the guy for you. Oh well, there’s always next season.

P.S. – There are now rumors that T-Mac has indicated that he wants out of H-Town. I say make it happen, quick!

Posted byEnigmatik at 10:22 AM 4 comments