Calm Down, Glen

Did this story legitimately fall under the radar, or was I just sleeping? Based on this SLAM piece on the significance of Glen Rice's wife, Christina Fernandez Rice, to their history, I find that Glen Rice got arrested on Friday, Jan. 12th for beating up the naked man he found in his estranged wife's closet. Now, Glen, your wife is definitely pretty (that pic up above is a smoker), but come on, she's no Joumana Kidd, or a Masha Lopatova. Hell, she isn't even a Jackie Christie.

Don't go getting a criminal record for beating up some random naked cat over a chick that isn't a super dime. You end up looking foolish, Glen. You finta lose some stripes over this one.

Posted bykhal at 9:13 AM  


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